Tuesday, 20 May 2025

Wreckage News Bulletin #1

The all new news bulletin 

Residents and Visitors of Wreckage Station, Lord Valchiria has commissioned this news bulletin for your information. Please enjoy.

Defence systems now operational

Lord Valchiria is pleased to announce that the salvaged weapons systems from various wrecks in the debris cloud, are now operational after successful test firings. These will join the salvaged fighter ships in defence of the station.

Dead world finally named

The name of the Skeletal world that this station orbits has been lost to time. Lord Valchiria has named the world from his first impression of it when he discovered this system. From now going forward this world is to be known as "Corrosion".

Polite Notice

Residents are reminded not to call visiting Pirates "villainous murderous scum" (at least not to their faces) as the pirates either respond with extreme violence or go into extreme party mode, causing much mayhem and havoc. Residents are reminded that Pirates, Smugglers and the professional criminal entrepreneurs from across the Galaxy are the life blood of this station. We need them to keep us supplied and in business. Anyone killed from insulting Pirates will be treated as a suicide or as "Death by extreme stupidity" as decreed by station law. Any damage or mayhem caused by Pirates reacting to insults by extreme partying will receive a bill for the damages. Thank you for your attention. 

Not an Assassin

It has come to the ear of Lord Valchiria that there are rumours circulating that he is a trained assassin or that he keeps assassins on his staff. Valchiria rebutes these rumours saying that the death of his father and several Residents who do not have the station's best interests at heart are just unhappy coincidences. He went on to say that people need to take extra care with space craft filtration systems and using air locks. Laser shavers also need to come with much stronger warnings for use, after his late Father accidentally and brutally decapitated himself while shaving with one. 

Tengun 

Recently a crew of Freelancers operating in the station's dark zones ran into a band of Tengun convict Legionaries. These people have gained unauthorised access to the station and their presence here is of some concern, as the "empire" (as it likes to call itself) has a habit of occupying places by force. Tengun is a threat to us and all free peoples. They are also bitter enemies of many of the pirate clans, with whom we do business with (who also see them as ruthless competition). If you discover anyone with a Tengun accent or uniform please report them to the Station authorities or the Guard. 


Image of Tengun Legionaries captured by station security cams.

Reminder

All residents and Station visitors are reminded that trips to the surface of the world below (now known as Corrosion) is strictly forbidden. This world is possbily still contaminated by replicating GELFs, all vessels must be authorised by Lord Valchiria personally and must not land on the surface. Any vessels breaking this rule will be destroyed without question.

Dockside Resident Association 

On the way up socially? Want to live in a trendy upcoming area? Then come visit the Dockside Resident Association and see the fabulous selection of Habs available overlooking the space port. Come see us at our dockside offices for further details. 









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